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How I long for the days when a post was more than one or two sentences long. Unfortunately, today is not going to be the day that cycle is broken. I have the flu. I hate being sick, I hate spending that much time on cool tile floors without a cock involved, I hate not being able to hold anything down.

I. Hate. The. Flu.

Send me love and vegetarian soup.