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Again, courtesy of one of my fave webcomics, Xkcd.

Happy V-Day if you celebrate. Happy Singles Awareness Day if you don't. I wish everyone good luck in spending the later portion of the evening in bed - whether that's with someone hot and sexy bent on pleasuring you or with a box of Swiss chocolates.