There's just something about watching the State of the Union address that reminds me of getting fucked...odd, that!

Apparently, not getting laid tends to make me snarky. My senses are keener, my mind is less dull and my ability to get things done is at an all time high. That said, I would rather be retarded and fucked any day. It's much better than being smart and celibate.

Now that I've pissed off half of my readers...

I never thought I'd say this - I'm tired of masturbation. There are only so many fantasies a girl can have about being bent over a desk, slapped, fucked and used before she runs out of creativity. I'm out. My well of sexual inspiration is dry. I just want to get laid, goddamnit! If I wasn't being tortured by one specific person (that I love, unfortunately!) I'd go out and fuck some dude that lasted 2 seconds just to remember what it feels like to have a real life penis in there. I'm halfway to standing outside naked with air traffic control lights and paddles waving people in. I'm young! I'm hot! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!

Wow, I'm whiny! My poor darling friend Eala has months before she can get laid properly; I guess I have no room to speak. I feel ya, sista. When you come up, I'll let you borrow the bunny if you let me watch. :)

This entry was posted by Mellie, on Tuesday, January 31, 2006.